Morning Glory

Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.

"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"

by MikeyB A Baller October 13, 2011

morning glory

Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.

She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019

grody

Grosser than gross.

Man, I just touched gum under my seat! How grody!

by noidontliketwilight March 8, 2011

Grody

A term when something is nasty or foul.

-Eww what is that smell?
-Is it your upper lip?
-No it's worse.....it's grody.

by Rasta person May 30, 2011

glory bag

Glory bag refers to a samich bag full of fucking goodness. A glory bag can be a variety of drugs, or even a samich. Glory bag could contain the following: weed, shrooms, coke, meth, molly, etc... A glory bag is the bag of all bags and is shown off to all of your friends. A person may even take a picture of the glory bag for reminiscing at a later date.

dude, check out my glory bag
I'm going to eat my glory bag over Christmas break
I shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
I will never sell my glory bag.... NOOOO!!

by squatchwatch November 29, 2011

glory gap

(Noun)

The spaces between the rungs of the corporate ladder; similar to glory hole.

"The way I worked that last glory gap I should get my next promotion in no time!

by Walley Wonka July 22, 2014

glory bound

A person determined to make it to a higher or the highest standard. Hence they are bound for glory.

He was destined to make it there. He was glory bound.

by Youngblood29 August 9, 2017