fork afro

A white man afro that grows straight up, much like a giant rectangle instead of the usual round shape of a traditional afro.

I love Sean's fork afro!

by Clurrific December 19, 2007

Forkworthy

An act of extreme brilliance, intelligence, lunacy, originality, or douchebaggery. Usually a product of spur of the moments activities and friendly competition. A "forkworthy" act defies most common logic and always results in the transference of a meaningful yet utterly useless white plastic fork.

1: Jon's idea to drive into the mountains Indiana Jones style was so forkworthy!

2: NARCing out that party was so forkworthy, the guy was a b!tch anyways!

by Forkmeisters October 16, 2008

forkchucker

|fôrk - chək - ər| Noun. One who uses a fork when the occasion calls for chopsticks.

While eating sushi You're such a forkchucker! No need to stab the fish again; it's already dead.

by samna53 August 3, 2010

forks-intellectual

A special kind of pseudo-intellectual who regularly reveals their lack of real knowledge and sophistication by mispronouncing the pretentious words they try to weave into conversation.

Forks-intellectual: "Oh my, what a terrible forks-paz"
Regular person: "You mean a faux-pas?"
Forks-intellectual: "A what?"

by Lawrence Steelwind April 13, 2011

Fork

A person of great sexual power, often so attractive that others can't avoid getting aroused at the sight of them.

Amber is such a fork, I can't look at her without getting hard.

by Dolcegatoni January 16, 2015

fork her

When you stick one finger in her ass and another finger in her pussy at the same time

I like to fork her

by Licker75 July 1, 2015

Forking

To be confused or to be struggling with a binary choice.

"You're really forking me here prof, I mean I can't decide if I align with procedural or substantive theory" *wipes forehead*

by Gordo986 March 7, 2018