Why in the world do people watch Laguna Beach? These people are stupid and uninteresting. It doesn't matter whether or not it's a reality show. Either way, it's so damn boring. No story, no interesting characters, no genuine emotion or genuine anything, for that matter. Just pretty people and pretty cars and pretty houses and pretty beaches that are all completely meaningless.
by hwbrgdtse July 29, 2008
Get the laguna beachmug. A beautiful place only to visit it has no jobs no affordable places to live and is over run with drug and alcohol abuse. it is filled with rich snobby tourists and willing hot underage girls( see prostitots ) many celebs like to hide here during thier vacation time not to name any cause we cant chase them away, sadly we need their money too much.
wow this is a beautiful place honey we should move to Fernandina beach (husband pulling face out of young girls clevage) yeah honey just tell the butler to make arangements and to find us a house
by i_ride_a_duc April 23, 2009
Get the Fernandina beachmug. When I was a teenager, I went to a beach in Hawaii with my family, and I got an embarrassing beach boner in my speedos!
by eda-skip October 5, 2021
Get the beach bonermug. Very nice area in Brooklyn, lots of Russians living there now, causing a great deal of jealousy among the old white-trash/American residents.
From May 15 to September 15 on weekends and holidays only, you can't park there, however you can park there Monday through Friday as long as it's not Memorial day, fourth of July or Labor day! Kinda stupid for the residents since they can't have friends over on the weekends for BBQs, unless the friends take the bus, because pple can only park in their driveways/garage (can fit a maximum of three cars).
The residents have a great deal with Kingsborough community college that allows them to use Kingsborough's beach during the summer; Manhattan Beach is a public beach and what ends up happening in the summer is that it gets swamped with ghetto trash from east new york who totally trash the beach; kingsborough beach, however is off limits to manhattan beach residents and kingsborough students/faculty only.
It borders Sheepshead Bay and Brighton Beach, so lots of shopping and restaurants, the only thing that sucks is that stupid assh&les park their cars on shore blvd and make lots of noise all night during the summer.
From May 15 to September 15 on weekends and holidays only, you can't park there, however you can park there Monday through Friday as long as it's not Memorial day, fourth of July or Labor day! Kinda stupid for the residents since they can't have friends over on the weekends for BBQs, unless the friends take the bus, because pple can only park in their driveways/garage (can fit a maximum of three cars).
The residents have a great deal with Kingsborough community college that allows them to use Kingsborough's beach during the summer; Manhattan Beach is a public beach and what ends up happening in the summer is that it gets swamped with ghetto trash from east new york who totally trash the beach; kingsborough beach, however is off limits to manhattan beach residents and kingsborough students/faculty only.
It borders Sheepshead Bay and Brighton Beach, so lots of shopping and restaurants, the only thing that sucks is that stupid assh&les park their cars on shore blvd and make lots of noise all night during the summer.
White trash resident from Brooklyn: "where do the Russians get the money to live on Manhattan beach?"
Answer: "Um, they all have college degrees in computer science and engineering, work their asses off, make lots of money and buy houses in Manhattan Beach!"
Answer: "Um, they all have college degrees in computer science and engineering, work their asses off, make lots of money and buy houses in Manhattan Beach!"
by zxcvasdf October 8, 2006
Get the manhattan beachmug. by asdfl8872 August 16, 2011
Get the beach buzzmug. The effect on hair after spending the day at the beach. A beach bunny will have beach hair following a dip in the water and dried by the Sun and breeze.
This can be replicated by a shower and allowing to mostly air dry.
it requires a smokin hot chick to pull this off
This can be replicated by a shower and allowing to mostly air dry.
it requires a smokin hot chick to pull this off
by Zoolander4722 July 1, 2015
Get the beach hairmug. Its a small urban,suburban, culture fuck of its kind. Located on the outskirts of tampa. Where metal meets rap. Where jincos,hacky sack and marijuana all collide. Where only 4 bandidos and one Asian live among the croud of rich and snobby, and down right 420 skater metal, glowstick carrying beings are born.
"Hey let's go listen to some jams and smoke at Apollo beach"
"Where you get that pot"
Apollo beach
"Where you get that crack"
Apollo beach
"Where you get those pills"
Apollo beach
"Where you get that pot"
Apollo beach
"Where you get that crack"
Apollo beach
"Where you get those pills"
Apollo beach
by Asian69yea November 14, 2017
Get the apollo beachmug.