flimflam.shop

Flamgo's merch store

go steal your mommy's credit card and spend all their money in flimflam.shop

by Darklord456 April 4, 2022

Status Flirt

To Status Flirt, is to update your status with hints or ambiguous statements which you hope your crush will respond to.

This is an easy way to ease into a conversation or romantic dialogue as it can start out jokingly or if all backfires one can say it was "For someone else" or "just some lyrics".

It is typically best to use words from a song they like or know, or mention something which they hold close to them. A great tip is to use something similar to their status.

Often used on; Facebook, MSN, Skype, Yahoo, Etc..

Girl's Status Update: I'm about to go to sleep, Wish I had someone to hold me.

Boy's Status Flirt: If you ever need someone to hold through the nights, I'm here.

by Per21 November 10, 2011

dirty flipflop

Someone who thinks cheating on their significant other is ok.

Girl: I gave this guy head after I was at my bf house! It was so funny.
Girl 2: Guuuuuurl, you a dirty flipflop!

by XXxshrek_memer420xXX October 8, 2018

What the Flimflam

A substitute for saying a bad word. Usually used for expressing anger or a substitute for the word f*ck.

WHAT THE FLIMFLAM DID YOU DO PATTY YOU LITTLE SHIT STOP WASTING MONEY!

by math ew math ew June 8, 2019

flirj

First Lady I'd Rim Job

Barbara Bush is a flirj.

by Sdubya October 24, 2008

flirj

First Lady I'd (like to) Rim Job

Hillary: "...and don't refer to me as a FLIRJ. I Googled it and I don't like it." In a SNL Skit.

by flirjchaser October 24, 2008

FLIRG

First Lady is Really a Guy

or

First Lady is Really Gay

Source: http://www.gaywired.com/Article.cfm?ID=20316

"Stop calling me a FLIRG. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."

Poehler-as-Clinton on SNL

by roger_lew October 29, 2008