Filthy Gomez

When you give yourself a Dirty Sanchez.

Sometimes when I'm feeling squirrely, I give myself a Filthy Gomez.

by clam diggity March 10, 2011

Filthylicious

So filthy thats its funny and or nice in a sense.

Person 1-did you see her room?
person 2-Yeah! It was soooo filthylicious!

by pigstein January 24, 2011

filthy fiddler

when you stick a fiddle into a womans rectum and sucking until the fiddle fills with feaces then inserting it in to their vagina and blowing it all out leaving a sticky brown residue on the vagina and,in many cases proceeding to lick the person out also

ah dude i saw you go upstairs with that girl did you get lucky?
no, i was but she asked me to give her a filthy fiddler never again in a million years dude!

by smurf :) January 26, 2011

Filthmess

A large mess created within the house similar to a pig stye but containing much more filth.

Paula and Christian never clean their house and it always looks like a filthmess.

by BiscuitBoy1980 August 14, 2011

Filthy danish

When you shoot cum all over a chicks face, then sling shite all over her and make her look like a dalmation: hence a firehouse dog.

Last night I gave your mum a filthy Danish

by Sheepy2310 March 31, 2012

Filtography

The "art" of applying filters, using an app (ex. instagram) to make snapshots seem more pleasing.

I took a snapshot of a beer can, overexposed it, and now I think I am a photographer, but I am really practicing the art of filtography.

by shoeshinegods July 23, 2012

Filthy Dutchman

A hot, bloody shit turd on a plate covered in semen

"This food tastes like shit, I may as well have asked for a Filthy Dutchman" or "I served up a nice hot Filthy Dutchman on their doorstep"

by Iamtheliquor December 28, 2014