Felcher

When a gay man "CJ" spunks up another mans ass "HOBO OF STREET" and then sucks it back out through a straw and swallows it.

CJ-i'll give u a felcher for £1.99
HOBO-i can't afford that
CJ-No i'll pay u i'm desperate

by give me more March 11, 2004

Feech

a feech is a saggy vagina.

ur mother has a stinky old Feech that no one will ever touch or root because it looks like a melted oyster.

by michael and david August 7, 2007

Mud Fence In The Rain

Originally coined by my late father who was angry about somebody on TV, it's a very versatile expression that conveys the absolute worst of a situation, person, place, or thing. Best used as a wisecrack or in total exasperation, disbelief, or disgust.

Ex 1) "Ugh, man ... she's uglier than a mudfence in the rain!"

Ex 2) "That makes about as much sense as a mud fence in the rain."

Ex 3) "Jesus, this country is falling apart like a mud fence in the rain!"

by Sizemore December 3, 2005

Feach

Fucking peach. Resembling a cute, rosy-cheeked girl.

"Hey do you see a feach there? "
"Yes she's so cute! Lemme flirt with her."
"Oh no she's dating Abercrombie already."

by NakedNectarine August 3, 2016

Fencing

A more advanced form of a sword fight (where to men fight with their dicks) two men stand 7 metres apart with all of their clothes off and a ref starts the match. The goal is to score the most points by slamming it with their dick. The asshole is worth 50, mouth 25, and the balls are with 10 each

I’ve been practicing fencing with my dad for my whole life

by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019

on the fence

Someone who is unsure of their sexuality. Not sure if they are gay or straight--perhaps bisexual.

Billie Joe was on the fence on who she really liked--Sarah or John.

by RanDum November 4, 2003

fencelights

Used when a group of people are sneaking around outside in the dark, for example trying to steal something from someone's back yard or throw rocks at cars, and someone spots a person coming who is not of their group; they either yell FENCELIGHTS loudly as a warning and everybody runs like hell, or they can secretly whisper it or transmit it over 2 way radio so everyone can clear the area stealthily. Similar to the common "five-0" but is used to indicate someone who doesnt know what theyre looking for, such as an innocent passer-by. Used among people formerly and still of several Edmonton (Canada) area high schools.
Etymology- When us friends were going through some guys shed, when a car came we were in plain view and the only warning of this was car headlights shining off the fence; and from then on there and everywhere else it came to be known as Fencelights.

Fencelights!!!! Everybody get the fuck out!! (everyone runs to a safe spot)

by Big Bear Stalker June 17, 2004