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Après fart

An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there

with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.
Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.
by indybob November 21, 2011
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fart sommelier

A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.
I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.
by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010
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Fart Scratch

When your butt itches and you have a stored up fart, you violently squeeze the fart out in such a turbulent fashion that the itch was instantly eliminated, thus killing two birds with one stone.
It takes mastery to fart scratch in public without detection.
by tootmaster9001 December 15, 2019
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fart curious

Is the need to take sniff of a someone's fart or poop smell despite being warned not to, knowing full well that it may result in smelling something gross.
"I don't know why Morgan would go in there!" "Me neither! She must be fart curious."
by l4star February 1, 2015
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do it fart

girl: *has a fat ass*
boy: “ do it fart”
by raivenwasnthere January 9, 2021
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Clam Fart

Lol I wrote that I had been doing clam farts for 17 years on my application and I got into YALE!
by Louis Prothero December 15, 2008
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stunt fart

A labored, extra loud or long fart in an attempt to impress your friends or gross them out.
Jim rips a loud, nasty one.

Mike: "Dude, why you stunt farting?!"

Mike high fives Jim.
by hoziwan August 20, 2009
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