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chris christie express

The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame
John: How are you getting back to campus?
Mark: I’m taking the Chris Christie Express!
by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018
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Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.
Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.
by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019
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On the express train to Narnia

When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"
by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019
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The Trey Way Express

Where there is a line of people who are in Human Centipede formation and when someone shits in their mouth they have to yell “Choo Choo” and they lose.
I can’t believe I won The Trey Way Express yesterday, too bad you had to eat shit.
by ItsFuckingTreyWay September 24, 2018
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2021 Free Expression Awards

A Youtube video that, prior to the removal of the removal of dislikes, had the lowest like/dislike ratio on the entire website, with less than 200 likes and over 53,000 dislikes. For every like on the video, there was approximately 265 dislikes. That's a ratio of about 0.003%.

The extreme hatred of the video comes from the fact that it has Susan Wojcicki, the CEO of Youtube, who is widely hated by everyone on the platform. The removal of dislikes six months after the video was uploaded has been widely perceived as a very hypocritical and pathetic attempt to save face.
Youtube Rewind may hold the record for the most disliked video on Youtube, but the 2021 Free Expression Awards has the worst like/dislike ratio, leaving many users contested as to which video is worse.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2022
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Polish Pickle Express

A group of pickle polishers who bowl like shit and parade around with their pickle tickler
The Polish pickle express is swinging their balls all around the bowling center
by Hammer 300 Game September 21, 2022
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Polar Express

When 3 men have a threesome and the guy at the top blows a huge vape cloud and yells “Choo, Choo!”, and the guy at the back yells “All Aboard!”
I’m still so sore, I had a polar express with those two dudes we met at the club last night
by Virtual Tom Hanks September 29, 2022
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