Eating a [Bacon McMuffin]

Giving oral sex to a woman at a McDonald's restaurant, during breakfast hours.

Last week I was sitting off to the side with my girl at McDonald's in the morning and she pointed under the table. Next thing you know, I'm down there eating a Bacon McMuffin.

by Romano Giovanni April 7, 2015

Eating the turnbuckle

Going down on a girl with a tampon in.

Marty's like a vampire, he likes eating the turnbuckle when his girl is on her period.

by Cpt Bonz February 17, 2017

Eating the turnbuckle

Eating out a girl with a severe yeast infection

Marty was so horny last night he spent it eating the turnbuckle on Kevin's mom.

by Poopdogfart February 17, 2017

eatting groceries

Eatting the booty hole.Tossing the salad. Tounguing the asshole.

I love eatting Groceries.

by Ant6969 January 7, 2018

Eating Your Sausage

An alternative to yanking your chain
A way to say your just kidding when your talking to someone

Hey your shoes are stupid just kidding i'm just Eating Your Sausage

by TwerPertle May 13, 2018

Eating the onion

Taking satire news seriously.
Derived from the Onion News Network.

ONN: Kid Exists
30-year old parent: *Rants about children not existing*
That kids is called eating the onion

by Final Fox March 10, 2020

Eating vinegar

It is a Chinese saying for being jealous. If you want to be inconspicuous to other people while teasing someone, you can use "eat vinegar".

"Stop eating vinegar, Jessica! He's literally only talking to her because of a project."

by Eeeeeeisuck May 9, 2020