The Dutchboy

1. The act of using your finger to cover the penis hole of someone who is just about to cum.
2. The act of pressing two penis' together, hole-to-hole, as both are about cum.

I was about to finish but she pulled The Dutchboy on me. Now my dick hurts.

by TheseThingsHappen March 14, 2011

Diaper duty

having to babysitting an infant, who is too young, who is in the age that he don't know how to go to the bathroom,
and having to change diapers.

i can't go to the party i have to babysit my little brother, i will have t do this diaper duty for a while

by the martyr of the traitors February 3, 2018

Mr. Dutcher

A ginger teacher with a jewfro and a tie. Takes his sweet time to grade work

"Damn Mr. Dutcher is taking too long to grade my work"
"Yeah, he's pretty gay"

by BagOfPlums69 June 12, 2016

von dutch

Could quite possibly be the greatest pinstriper ever. A tortured artist like myself, but raped by the mass media in a frenzy to wear clothing with his name on it when they really have no idea who he is, or how much he was against the mainstream.

dick: Hey I'm wearing Von Dutch cause I wanna be cool.

smart guy: Uhhh do you even know who Von Dutch was?

dick: Von Dutch isn't a person! It's clothing, Idiot!

smart guy: I'll be layin' ya down real quite like.*blows dick away with a shotgun*

by JT Money March 7, 2005

DUTF

DUTF is the short way of saying:
double U T F = what the fuck (double U = W).
Nobody knows why a person would use this, because WTF is shorter and easier.

1: WTF dude, you killed him.
2: Oh, that's ok, my mom said I could.
1: DUTF??

by ko3kenbakker February 18, 2009

Freaky-Deaky-Dutch

Someone who speaks in a heavy Dutch accent, much like Goldmember from Austin Powers. Switching "th" with "zh" and not saying an "r" at the end of some some words. "Father" would be "Fazha"FAW-shaw.

Another example, "Yes" would be "Yesh." Adding more emphasis to the "s". Another Example, the word "Tight" would be "Toit" TOY-T. Showing that your "aczhent" is heavy.

Welcome to Neuntine Zheventy Five, Austin Powers and Fazha. What? I don't speak Freaky-Deaky-Dutch.

by Starrk-kun January 3, 2011

Call of Duty 4

The greatest alternative to sex, better than masturbation too.
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Girlfriend: Wanna rough it up, u sexy bitch?

Me: Hell yeah, you know what I'm thinking?

Girlfriend: Ohhh yeahhhh.............

Me: Barret .50 Caliber time bitches!

Girlfriend: DAMN YOU CALL OF DUTY 4, YOU WIN AGAIN!!!1 HaCKzorS!!!

by Hady March 11, 2008