Doucheblanket

One who is so much of a douche there entire body is covered in a blanket of complete douche.

Bro quick being such a doucheblanket

by knotfan555 July 18, 2015

douchebrag

A grade A douchebag who brags about his latest endeavor. Someone who likes getting attention and makes an ass of himself while getting it.

Ameet: "I hate it when my celebrity friends call using a *blocked* number. The downside of winning an Oscar or two."

Diane: "Ameet's such a douchebrag".

by Drinkchai July 22, 2009

douchebandage

one who is disgusting like a douche, and annoying like taking off a bandage.

Halley: dawn your a whore
Dawn: slut
Halley: douche
Dawn: DOUCHEBANDAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Halley: UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGH GROSS DAMN YOU GOT ME!

by halley/dawn April 10, 2007

douchebag orange

A shade of orange generally worn by people defined as douchebags.

Douchebag 1 ~ Yo man! Check it, I just went to the spray tan shop and got me a new shade of douchebag orange!

Douchebag 2 ~ AWESOME! Dude it totally matches your Ed Hardy shirt!

by Shut it! February 9, 2010

douchebacle

When a disaster, fiasco, catastrophe, or calamity occurs at the hands of a douchebag or douchenozzle, or a pack of douchbags/nozzles.

The whole douchebacle began when that douchnozzle started spreading lies about the rest of us.

by jwalker720 August 24, 2010

Douchebaggery

To commit an act(s) that is/are indicative of a douchebag.

Mitchell picked out and ate all the fucking sausage in the sausage and vegetable mix... Leaving only vegetables. A complete act of douchebaggery!

by @rustyshackleford February 17, 2015

Douchebag

Ajit Pai

Ajit Pai is the literal definition of a douchebag

by Tracytron December 14, 2017