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Doing the Doss

Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."
Hey, look a that guy "Doing the Doss." Is he grinding and texting at the same time?
by JokingKiDD February 19, 2012
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Doing A Jonny

Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.
"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"
by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011
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Do the Berlioz

Do the Berlioz is the manner of self-defenestration, aka throwing yourself out of a fucking window, with great passion.
Jared: Yo did you see Kevin Do the Berlioz?
Brock: Oh shit where is he now
Jared: 2nd floor balcony writing poetry
by Actually_Sorabji April 6, 2021
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Doing a johnston

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.
He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git
by Ox1983 April 19, 2018
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Dos Fuegos

A piece for middle school string orchestra that a few stupid boys got obsessed with after their high ass conductor added lyrics to it. The general idea is that there's fire and it's bad. The beginning goes D4-.D4D4-C4-Bb4-A4 then again an octave higher and again once more. The conductor used the lyric "I see fire over there" for this part. One of the boys about a year later added a new part d2d2 that he said was the basses saying ok.
John Adderson : "I see fire over there"

Simon O'Connor: "D2D2"

(Andrew Green and Kaleb Clark walk up)

John Adderson: "Look simon it's dos Fuegos"
by DankManAutism March 17, 2020
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Doing a JJ

When you do something completely unnecessary... usually spending far too much money and time in the process. It may involve hiring expensive but low qualified consultants to "strategize" for a couple of days. The finished result will be declared with much fanfare to a company, only for the employees to groan collectively and be asked to be left alone to get on with their jobs.
Did you see the new "People = Winning" slogan... he's definitely doing a JJ
by Strategy King November 9, 2017
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Jason Do

When normal "doing" isn't enough for the task, do it as if you wereJason Voorhees, an unflinching, undying, unbreaking fictional horror character whose story was so ever popular that it spawned countless sequels, spin offs, and cross overs and inundated itself into modern horror legend. To Jason Do it is to perform your task with such inhuman determination that you will conquer your challenge despite minor obstacles such as life, death, resurrection, time travel, stabbing, maiming, impalation, drowning, dismemberment, illness, coma, terrible sequels, halitosis, and perhaps a horribly disfigured face.
I have a huge final tomorrow morning for my hardest class worth 50% of my grade and I haven't studied at all. Let's Jason Do it.
by The Duck of Longford January 19, 2018
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