A abnormally large douchebag where douchebag is describing a person not the actual femine hygine product.
Person 1: I just burnt all that money you loant me on corndog porn!
Person 2: You said you were curing cancer! You fucking douchebagasarus Rex!
Person 2: You said you were curing cancer! You fucking douchebagasarus Rex!
by MonsterDipper88 October 10, 2007
Get the douchebagasarus Rex mug.When someone has reached such an incredible level of douchiness, it is almost unfathomable and is completely unbearable to others. King of all douche bags. The scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.
1. Peter Burns (Denver sports radio host an admitted Uber Douche)
2. Justin Bieber
3.Anyone on Jersey Shore
4.People living in Denver, Co.
2. Justin Bieber
3.Anyone on Jersey Shore
4.People living in Denver, Co.
by People for a Douche Free USA July 19, 2011
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by Kasie H December 27, 2007
Get the douche wagon mug.A Douche Canoe is an elongated version of a douchebag. Someone so full of themselves and narcissistic tendencies that are eerily misplaced considering they are jobless, live off women, cheat and are generally not able to be classified as anything but a douche canoe.
“Look at that douchebag over there”
“He is such a douche that he doesn’t even fit in a bag anymore get him a douche canoe”
“Shut up, you making waves with your mouth like a douche canoe”
“ I can’t stand that tinder loving douche canoe”
“He is such a douche that he doesn’t even fit in a bag anymore get him a douche canoe”
“Shut up, you making waves with your mouth like a douche canoe”
“ I can’t stand that tinder loving douche canoe”
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Get the dorchester mug.Someone who decides if their previous statement was a joke or not depending on people's reaction.
If it is recieved positively, they will not call it a joke and simply keep going.
If it is recieved negatively, they will try to gaslight people into believing that the statement is a joke and put down those who try to call them out.
before any reaction however, they are in a superstate of joking and not joking. Hence, the Schrödinger's Cat refference.
If it is recieved positively, they will not call it a joke and simply keep going.
If it is recieved negatively, they will try to gaslight people into believing that the statement is a joke and put down those who try to call them out.
before any reaction however, they are in a superstate of joking and not joking. Hence, the Schrödinger's Cat refference.
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 1: "woah wth dude?"
Douchebag: "I was joking why are you being so sensitive?
Person 1: "Schrödinger's Douchebag much?"
alternatively,
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 2: "I agree"
Douchebag, to themself: "I love being a Schrödinger's douchebag"
Person 1: "woah wth dude?"
Douchebag: "I was joking why are you being so sensitive?
Person 1: "Schrödinger's Douchebag much?"
alternatively,
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 2: "I agree"
Douchebag, to themself: "I love being a Schrödinger's douchebag"
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