Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs

A phrase used to describe a group of successful minorities.

The asian people become Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs.

by kingseattle August 18, 2010

Ham Doctor

Obscenely crude and sexual, it is the act in which a man or woman stuffs a woman's vagina with so much clove it'll make her look pregnant -- (Clove being one of the main ingredients in seasoning ham). After she can no longer contain anymore clove the man or woman plays doctor and delivers the clove baby. Thus making him or her the Ham Doctor.

I ham doctor'ed her last night, I'd much rather eat ham than tuna.

by writh3n July 22, 2009

Doctor Pantz

A guy that lives in Tucson, AZ, drives a little red car and can't stand baggy vinyl(thus causing him to spend hundreds of dollars at the local fetsh clothing store)

Hey, let's call Doctor Pants and make him fix our lame ass windows boxen!!!

by sixiLiX December 26, 2002

doctor jason

a man who hosts his own tv show and gives cures for various diseases such as cancer and gonorrea. His assistant is called johnathon

and now its time for........ DOCTOR JASON

by paolo April 8, 2004

doctor fudge

one who inspects mens rectums for nutty bits of fudge

did you see rob and sneuss playing doctor fudge yesterday. that was so gay.

by Judgey Fudgey November 1, 2007

Doctor Poo

Popular euphemism for 'I'm going to go do Doctor Poo.'

Other meanings of Doctor Poo are as follows,
Dropping the kids off at the pool
Shaking hands with Tom Titt
Choking a dark demon
Doing Ertha Kitt
My arse was just sick
Talking to god on the porcelain telephone
and the best one...
emailing your boss's letterbox with a dirty attachment.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 20, 2008

Doctors

Doctors are People that have a dark streak and a psychotic dark side that like to get paid very well for stabbing people with needles, cutting people open this knifes, bringing bad news and all that dark devil worshiping. the red cross Sells blood to doctors, 'cause all doctors are vampires, obviously. The few are Zombies and eat the dead patients brains. How can I prove this? Whenever something bad happens, like a fire, or a car crash, Guess who's there? The paramedics, which are the Devil doctors servants. These "mobile" devil worshippers are even worse then doctors, they can find you anywhere. They have trucks, buses, Helicopters and other devil transportation. So we are never safe from these Doctors. So what shall we do? Take that white doctors coat and turn it into a straitjacket.

Doctor:: Ma'ma your sons dead
Woman:: NO!
Doctors:: Ma'ma please sit down. Ma'ma! SUCURITY!

by Hawkington =]] February 2, 2008