Deuce of Clubs

A pair of fists.

I'm gonna lay my deuce of clubs down on you.

by Osha February 19, 2009

shalom deuce

"peace out"

A slang term used to say good-bye. Often stated with a simultaneous performance of hand gestures for added emphasis. While saying "shalom" the two-finger peace sign is flashed (with the back of the hand facing the recipient of the salutation) followed my an immediate 90 degree rotation of posed hand (counter clockwise for the right hand, clockwise for the left). The word "deuce" is spoken during the rotation of the hand. For added flair, one may pound the chest twice with the posed hand and/or slide away said hand from the body in a movement that is parallel to the ground.

Yo, I gotta go! Shalom deuce, bitches!

by Just Reuben September 4, 2013

deuce pickle

a turd preferably green and floating.

dropped a deuce pickle with mad kosher stink. a stork would have swooped over the bowl and flown that isht away if i hadn't dropped the hammer.

by hawnkeypunch October 21, 2011

Doo Deuces

Saying bye bye to the turd you just dropped in the hot steamy toilet.

I dropped a sweet fudge dragon in my toilet, so I snapped a pic of it and threw my index and middle finger up, then said "Doo Deuces!"

by LafayetteYette October 21, 2010

deucing chamber

A chamber constructed for the purpose of watching one's wife or husband experience an extramarital affair. May be utilized for either cuckoldry or a threesome.

Q: Where do you think the mayor's deucing chamber is?
A: The deucing chamber is likely built beneath his indoor bowling alley.

by mawhrinskell January 29, 2022

Air deuce

A fart or poot.

Friend 1: bruh. It smells like poo in here.

Friend 2: it should, I just laid an air deuce.

by harlie roque September 6, 2021

Deuce Log

A turd that comes out in a long cylinder shape form that resembles a log.

"I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"

"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009