Double Decker

When you’re so horny but you also gotta take a poop, so for some odd reason you decide to poop inside the top part of the toilet then blow a load on top of it.

My girl had me so hot but so did that Taco Bell, I had no choice but to pop off the toilet lid and drop off a double decker.

by TacoBangBang March 7, 2021

Daan Dekeyser

Daan is super handsome and nice. He is a very sweet and caring person, he will always be there for you and try to help you. Daan is very good at playing guitar!! He is literally a fallen angel, he's so hot lol. I'm really in love with Daan Dekeyser. He makes me feel special :)) OKAAY that was a lil personal sooooo... Daan thinks he is funny, but he isn't. His jokes are poep... his girlfriend is way more funnier mhm. jk jk ;) He is also really smart!! yesyes.

Who is that (not very tall) boy?? Oh, that's Daan Dekeyser.

by notjuliavanhoof January 12, 2022

the deskening

that moment when you slide into your room and break your testicles on your desk

im just havin a good day slidin into my roo- AAAAA MY FUCKING BALLS. this is what happens when you feel the deskening approaching

by Samuel Rodrigues September 5, 2022

Double Decker Rectum Wrecker

The act of taking a shit so massive that it makes your anus bleed as it leaves your ass cannon, the sheer magnitude of this mega turd smashes against the water causing a tsunami that

eventually splashes your buttcheeks.

Do you have an ass bandage I just destroyed myself with that double decker rectum wrecker that I left in the toilet bowl.

by Yourmomsjuicypussy April 11, 2023

Caleb Decker

Homosexual male that dances around with turds on his head and steals baby dicks from infant brain cancer hospitals.

Caleb Decker: I kidnap baby dicks and drink joose joose mane
Interviewer: Please leave.

by Linglingdonglebongle June 5, 2023

Spareroom upper decker

When you sleep in a spareroom and masturbate in between the pillowcase and pillow. Leave your secretion and dont tell anyone.

Defined: I slept at joespehs house and left a spareroom upper decker

No one ever washes the pillows.

by Wezeus May 28, 2019

Deke

1. Leaving a lame place.
2. Trying to get away from someone-something that is getting on your nerves.

1. Let's deke outta this shit piece.
2. Oh shizzle, the cops are hurr', let's deke.

by Deke'n June 24, 2005