daily ricer

contrary to its close relative, the rice rocket, a daily ricer is a car manufactured by Asian automakers with no performance enhancing stickers or giant drag inducing fins. These cars are used most commonly for driving to and from work. Usually powered by small four cylinder engines they are great on fuel and don't cost a lot of money to drive.

Oh, I see, that must be your daily ricer!

by Not.quite.Vtec February 22, 2011

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daily parking

When you park your peen in their spleen if ya know what I meen

"BRUH BRUH I GOT DAT DAILY PARKING PASS TO AUBREY'S VAGINAL CAVITY"
Second guy: "Why the fuck do you tell me this?'

by FuckMeInMyLooseAsshole May 4, 2014

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daily checkup

The sexual act performed on yourself either by yourself or from someone else to keep you going for the day.

John: Yo where's James?

Jake: I think he's upstairs having a daily checkup.

by Samliv October 19, 2015

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Dalailemma

A Dalailemma is a situation that can not even be solved even by the smartest, wisest of monks.

Phil: "Oi Dave bruv I dunno what to do about this chick situation"
Dave: "What do you mean mate, obviously go with charmaine shes fitter"
Phil: "But she ain't all there, she cant count to 5 and all she talks about is going tiger tiger on student night, where as Candice has 5 GCSE's and a career and loves me for who I am..."
Dave: "Well your in a right dalailemma Phil"

by The Murkalator March 14, 2016

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