A man who goes and gets the milk after you find
your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He
eventually comes back when you win the lottery.
Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go
get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*
*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a
millionaire!"
Dad: "
You want some milk with that?"