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Cum rag

Along with being something that you cum into, it can also be another word for slut. A girl who cheats a lot is an absolute cum rag.
It's also a pretty good general insult. Call your friend a cum rag today!
Ugh, josh is such a cum rag.

She's so hot... What a cum rag.

I frantically used a dish towel as a cum rag as my mom started opening the door.
by Xakez May 29, 2022
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Dad

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by Xakez May 25, 2022
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Shart

When you attempt to let out a soft fart, but liquid shit is expelled out of your butt instead. This happens to the best of us, at the worst times
"Dude, I had a massive shart at work today, and I got away with it!"
by Xakez May 2, 2022
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Fanfiction

One of the worst things on the internet. Sometimes, it’s done well, but 93% if the time it’s shipping characters that should not be, and completely ruining your impression Of whatever the fanfic is about.
Shrek rubbed princess peach’s arm tenderly giving her a living stare...
Ew, man, why is that fanfiction of your search history?
by Xakez April 30, 2021
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Terms+conditions

Something nobody cares about. You’ll scroll by a huge strand of these when getting social media on your phone.
Person: my YouTube account got banned for no reason! Some idiot probably reported it.

Other person: it was probably of the terms+conditions, but I don’t blame you. Or Susan is wrecking the platform again.
by Xakez April 26, 2021
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Doggo

The slang terms for dog. A doggo is always a good boy/girl, and is the cutest thing you will ever see.
I just got a new doggo and he is the best!

His name is Jarvis, and he is a golden!
by Xakez April 23, 2021
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Hyper kids

Really bouncy and very active. (Take this with a grain of salt as I have ADHD)

They sometimes feel the need to be moving. Ex: middle of math class, and they feel like jumping out of the window.
I am a very hyper person, and I do do my best to control it. Since I am an early teen, I often burn all that energy off with friends. People that are hyper would often do things such as roll down a hill, climb trees, go into a sewer, if they are still a kid. I used this activity to take up “parkour”, doing hurtles and jumps and climbing stuff.
Person: why is that kid about to skate down the hill with nobody around?
Person 2: he’s probably one of those really hyper kids across the street.
by Xakez April 23, 2021
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