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E.O.M.D.A.

Your waiting to use a public telephone, and you gesture to the stranger currently using the phone that you have an emergency call to make. Stranger rolls her eyes and ignores your gesture continuing to gossip with a girlfriend on the phone. You again gesture that you really need to use the phone and it will only take a second, and very aggitated, the stranger finally acknowledges you, tells her friend to hold on, looks you square in the eyes and yells, "E-Ow-ee'um-Dee-A!" (E.O.M.D.A.) You look confused and wrinkle your face at the stranger and she continues to explain, "Eat Out My Damn Ass!"
by The position March 16, 2010
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D.B.Y.M.O.S.E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D.B.Y.M.O.S.E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
by miserylovesyourcompany June 12, 2010
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When you are so bored you typed every letter on your keyboard but with a space between them
Hey Jake, what are you doing?
I'm so bored: I'm just gonna type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
by McDonalds Fries August 23, 2021
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W.E.I.R.D.

W-ildin
E-verytime
I'm
R-idin
D-irty
The night's young and I have a feelin things are about to get real W.E.I.R.D. up in here.
by Cool Dude with Attitude September 1, 2011
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

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G o o d a t f o r t n i t e

Taylor hitting the folks is g o o d a t f o r t n i t e
by g o o d a t f o r t n i t e February 10, 2019
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