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gotta take a d

An expression stating one's need to defacate;to take a dump.
"Hey man, I gotta take a d!"
by AlphaBravoCharlie May 3, 2008
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C.F.A.D

pronounced C-F-A-D or Ka Fad or See Fad
stands for

Cute From A Distance
From a distance they seem attractive, but as you get a closer look at them, there ugly, thus cute from a distance
For the bro's

Bro A: Dude check out that girl across the dance floor damn she is so bodacious
Bro B: Damn she is..wait hold on she's coming this way
Bro A: OH SHIT! nevermind C.F.A.D
Bro B: oh fuck bro, your right looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Bro A: damn..let's go get fucked up
Bro B: ok -_-''

For the Girls
Girl A: Ooo girrl he is fine
Girl B: Damn I wonder what he looks like shirtless
Girl A: omgah girl he's looking this way, omgah he's coming over here
Girl B: oh fuck C.F.A.D damn let's pertend to be lesbians so he'll go away
Girl A: ok lol
by Johnny Is Brutally Honest December 7, 2009
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Related Words
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D.E.A.N

leave me tf alone ole D.E.A.N ass nigga.
by Jmo Adams March 29, 2019
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P.A.D.

Stands for post alcoholStands for Post Alcohol Depression, which is typically experienced after a particularly heavy and prolonged drinking adventure. It is the low point one must endure after enjoying the high. Characterized by feelings of depression (mostly in the morning), sleeplessness, night sweats, deep regret and sorrow for all of the awesome things that victim is now remembering doing. More conscientious individuals suffering from P.A.D. may find it necessary to make many apologetic phone calls, and attempt to get one’s life back in order.
Person 1: did you see Wes this weekend, he was so awesome and funny.

Person2: No, do you think he will be out tonight?

Person1: i doubt it, after a weekend like that he is probably suffering from P.A.D.

Person2: that is too bad, we should make him some cookies to cheer him up
by wesley belden June 30, 2008
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i.d.g.a.f

acronym for i dont give a fuck, i dont giva fut, or any combination of not giving a fuck-ness, great to yell out in a crowd, "I DONT GIVA FUCK!"
someone asked me what i thought about global warming
i said i.d.g.a.f gtfo my face bitch
by DJslayer66 October 1, 2008
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w.a.d.

Abbreviation for "What a Dick" ... Used on AIM , MSN , and other instant messaging programs ....
Goerge says "Yo, I wrecked my car into a tree last night"
Tom replied " W.a.D."
by Azn Coolio February 15, 2007
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D.W.A.N.

Deal - With - A - Nigga. Often used as an abbreviation for the phrase "I ain't trying to Deal With A Nigga.", which refers to an individual who does not want to put up with an African American for any variation of shortcomings or mistakes made by said African American.
"I went to Mcdonald's and told them specifically not to put pickles on my burger, and you'll never guess what I found on my burger. Pickles. I told the guy at the drive-thru, I ain't tryin' to deal with a nigga. D.W.A.N.!"
by squigga bidik jackson November 5, 2012
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