Fudging Custard

A sweet alternative to F**king B**tard

You are such a Fudging Custard!

by Pinky💖 June 30, 2017

wicked cushty bardy

Used mainly by Geordies, an informal way to say something is good or you enjoyed it.

How was you night out? Ah mate it was wicked cushty bardy

Are you at work today?

'Aye mate'
Sweet, wicked cushty bardy

by Geordieworldie August 15, 2017

poop cushion

the soft gelatinous area that a voluptuous man or woman uses to sit, either of the two round fleshy parts that form the lower rear area of a buttocks, the seat of the body,

That stripper was so hot I slapped a $20 spot on her poop cushion

by JudgeBomb April 20, 2018

Proper Custard

The perfect cream pie. Man custard is ejaculated into the orifice of choice (vaginal or anal) then allowed to pour out freely naturally or through force contractions. A proper custard is typically enjoyed orally by the giver or in some cases, by a cuckold partner.

My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.

I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Super Custom

When someone attempts to make something and it turns out terrible but they go with it anyway.

"Damn what did you do this looks like shit"
"Its good, its Super Custom"

by killer06vette June 25, 2018

carlos customs

One of the best artist in the world. If you ever need a piece of art done that is your guy. He specializes in customizing shoes but he can pretty much do anything you ask him to do. If you ever happen to meet this person you may consider yourself to be the luckiest human being on earth.

Example 1
Guy 1: “ hey did you see that artist over there”
Guy 2: “ is it Carlos Customs”
Guy1: “no”
Guy 2: “ then I don’t give a fuck”

Example 2
“ go follow Carlos customs on Instagram”

by TheArtAficionado February 16, 2019

Jamaican Custard

When solitude continues for far too long, leading a customary masterbation routine in to a twisted session of penetration by a jar filled with years of ejaculation.

Leroy: “is Timmy doing alright?”
George: “nah he hasn’t been out of his house for days. He better not be doing the Jamaican Custard
Leroy: call the police

by Virginian foot shake April 10, 2019