crusty_clownz

crusty_clownz is a TikTok creator of with a piss kink

crusty_clownz has a piss kink

by Terezi.eats.chalk June 21, 2021

Crusty Toenail

A person who smells

or is very rude

''Look at timmy over there he is a very Crusty Toenail dont you agree?''

by BleedingEars August 15, 2021

crusty lasagna

The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later

Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight

by #Teameverhard August 27, 2021

Crusty ass raisin

Old ass negative Nancy that's set in her ways and shoves her opinion down people's throats when not asked as if anyone cares.

Listen Linda, sit your old crusty ass raisin down somewhere, your opinion is like a penis. It's a perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in my face we have a problem.

by GUnit_ December 25, 2021

crusty ass lips

lips that need to have their own skin care because they’re as ashy as ur mom and flake like mozzarella

I use her crusty ass lips as cheese whenever I forget to buy some more mozzarella for my spaghetti

by daddypig January 4, 2022

crusty venture

A sexual act when you ejaculate on a woman’s vagina, let it dry and crust over, then proceed too eat her out when the semen has dried

Babe wanna have a crusty venture?

by CrustiBoi February 22, 2022

crusty dick energy

The vibrant and adrenaline-filled rush one experiences when confronted with a scenario of one's own crusty dick, and an escalating sexual encounter.

Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.

This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.

Cindy: I can't get over how mysterious Charles was last night....
Samantha: What do you mean?

Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?

by awwwshiiiet March 2, 2022