Public Commenter

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.

Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"

by pony1234 July 20, 2016

command-om

when you go commando to yoga but don't have to worry about anyone finding out the hard way while you're in down dog

"At first I was worried about going command-om to my CorePower Yoga class but then I remembered I wasn't wearing those recalled see thru Lululemons."

by yogabb January 23, 2018

Corny Command

a command that adults tell their children in a corny way by using their words against them.

I remember I was told a corny command. I said to Mom "Mom, Can I have a chocolate bunny?" & she said "You better Chocolate bunny your ass downstairs & take my clothes in the back"

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 June 1, 2018

Commando Thursday

The act of not wearing undergarments every Thursday!

She is wearing a skirt on Commando Thursday? Good for her.

by ProfessorLobot August 31, 2018

Command Spread

when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling

it’s hot as fuck when guys sit in the command spread

by hawtkittyxx December 13, 2018

send commandos

A super cool way of asking for nudes. Probably just genitals, but if you refer to yourself going shirtless as going commando, then consider this an all around great phrase for sexting.

"Dude, Rachel told me to send commandos while I was in the shower last night."

by lilythegoose December 16, 2018

command c

command C means to copy a text.

bruh i cant be botherd to write all this work.

just copy it by going command C on yo keyboard

man thanks

imma go frick my dog

by lil define February 12, 2019