Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter

Dudes, i'm a total slacker...how do i join?

gimme an email or something

by Not Michael Phelps December 27, 2004

Collared Shirt

A Condom

Hope you're bringing your collared shirt into the VIP room bro!

Giddy up bitch, grab a collared shirt and let's ride!

by vdub4motion March 17, 2023

collar bag

n. The 21st century "frat-tastic" type who wears his collar in the "up" position. His predecessor was the quintessential 80s "cool guy" sporting Oakley Razorblades and day-trading junk bonds.

Variations: collarbag, collar-bag, bag

"My girlfriend dragged me into Abercrombie the other day. It was unbearable. Wall-to-wall collar bags."

"Look at those douche bags with their collars up. Collar bag, yo!" (Sung to the tune of Gwen Stefani's "Holla Back Girl".)

by Josh Evilsizor July 23, 2008

collage cut

A two dollar hair cut purchased at the local barber collage.

Check him out with his "collage cut".

by gato vato March 30, 2009

collagerate

Usually, but not always, people work together to achieve some common purpose: they collaborate, often under the tutelage of a whip. Think pyramids. These days, there is a sense of the mashup, the taking of others' work to produce another, then another, and so on. This is collageration, from a collage culture. Like in a school art class, finding images in magazines that you could not create yourself, but that serve the purpose you have in mind, or even put a purpose into your mind. We collagerate, we take from each other, knowing that each of us has a piece to contribute to a greater whole, that will become even greater in the next generation.

I collagerated with Pablo Neruda to make a new mis-translation of his poems.

by zmat March 14, 2009

collateral snatch

Like being hit as collateral damage...getting chicks by being in the company of a female friend.

John went out drinking with a lesbian coworker...but she attracts alot of female attention, and he got hit with some collateral snatch.

by mike1001 November 15, 2011

collateral wetness

When any part of your body gets wet after pulling a ball from a beer pong cup.

Samuel: "Dude why was your hand so wet when we shook hands after that last game?"

Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."

by Cart-Cart McJerrywink March 12, 2014