satan's cocktail

The mixture of cum and blood when you fuck a girl on her period.

I made satan's cocktail with my girlfriend last weekend.

by Satans Daffodil June 17, 2015

Honeymoon Cocktail

The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.

Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”

by Capt. Ivan Drago February 2, 2024

cocktail franks are out

Used when it is especially hard to predict how something will turn out or when something seemed certain but now feels unpredictable.

We expect shares to rise unless the economy slows down, in which case the cocktail franks are out.

by utzpotatochipguy December 11, 2017

Cocktail marathon

It is when you go to a bar and order one cocktail and leave after finishing it to move to next bar and repeat the same till you puke off the window off your cab.

We were on a another cocktail marathon last night and we run 12 bars before passing out next to a dumpster...

by Yomamacooksitbetter August 30, 2022

bull cocktail

. . . A cup full of semen. Usually made fresh by many willing donators.

Waiter: *Hands them their sampler plate.* "Be careful... the plate is hot..... And there you go! Is there anything else can I get for you?"

Customer: *Steeples his hands.* ..... I'll take your house special.... Your Bull Cocktail.

Waiter and the entire male staff: *cue the sexy imaginary background music.*

by Ppootteennttiiaall June 20, 2024

cocktail weiner fest

A cocktail weiner fest is a gathering of dudes with baby dicks.

Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest

by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024

Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails

person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis

by yung_traplord May 17, 2022