clit tease

any attractive guy who purposefully runs around in very little clothing to tease a girl who has spent the year at an all girls school

Put on some clothes you damn clit tease.

by coolgurl November 22, 2003

Dick Clit

Dick clit is a result of years of steroid use. It causes the clit to become grow ridiculously long so it resembles a Chinese man’s schlort. See: Chyna.

Don't do it, man, I heard she has a serious dick clit.

by Siln June 19, 2011

Clitastrophe

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.

GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!

by joecuervo March 21, 2004

clit bong

the use of a female's reproductive organ along with miscellaneous household items to create a makeshift bong for smoking marijuana, while at the same time, the bong bubbles greatly arousing the women subjected to the clit bong.

Katie volunteered to be the clit bong for the day in exchange for a quo of marijuana, which she would smoke out of Jenny's vagina tomorrow.

by Sneaky September 1, 2004

Clit-Tickler

a clit tickler is the definition of clit tickler is to finger and rub the clit giveing it a ticking feeling to reach climax

hey babay its business time here comes the clit-tickler

by measha monster September 19, 2009

clit dick

A clitoris so large that it resembles a small penis.

My neighbor has a clit dick.

by neieghbor October 18, 2010

clit bomb

Punching a female in the vaginal region with great force.

Reggie: "Hey, why is your girlfriend walking like that?"

Cornelius: "I totally clit bombed her last night."

by spankman January 9, 2008