cementista

An artisan of cement, usually of Mediterranean descent.

Oh Luigi, you are a true cementista, truly worthy of wearing a knotted hanky; the smoothness and flatness of the 95Mpa concrete that covers your front-yard would impress the great Michaelangelo himself .

Ahhh Sergio, ability in the arts of cementista are magnificento, the grout work on your tiling makes the angels of the holy father weep.

by Beaker01 August 26, 2017

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cementia

The mental fog experienced after hitting your head on a hard surface, like a sidewalk, cupboard door, or other hard surface.

Running on the wet sidewalk led to a fall inflicting a state of cementia on the hasty slick soled shoe wearing window shopper.

by ovsooner October 4, 2017

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Coemeny

co·em·en·y
/kōˌemənē/

adjective
1. Feeling multiple conflicting emotions all at once, usually sadness, happiness, and anger.

Person 1: "How are you today?"
Person 2: "I'm just feeling really coemeny."

Feeling empty but full at the same time is feeling coemeny.

by 5.15 April 23, 2018

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Clemontsexual

A sexuality identification for people who are attracted to the best boiyo in the Pokémon anime.

Person 1: Bro who is this guy plastered all over you room, you dumb nigger.
Person 2: Bro, it’s Clemont from Pokémon. I love him so much, I think I’m Clemontsexual.

by SadAsshole February 10, 2018

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cement slippers

1) Something in your life that is weighing heavy on your mind, a burden, an obstacle.

2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.

I have finally paid down my student loans and my car’s transmission dies on me. This car has been like wearing a pair of cement slippers.

by joecoolthefool May 7, 2018

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