Claustrophobic

The fear of Santa Claus and all things realted to the jolly fat man.
A tendency to light up the fireplace with gasoline and place tripwires in the chimney every christmas.

Person 1:Damn it's christmas again, horrible time to be Claustrophobic.

Person 2:Hmmm. . . HO HO HO !

Person 1: GAHHH !

by Mister KPO January 4, 2009

clasening

The act of infusing a thing, place, or situation with the spirit of Dave Clasen

You have fully clasened this program.

by Dave Clasen December 5, 2003

causeway challenge

Chugging a 6 pack of 12 oz canned beer on a 24 mile bridge going a legal 65 mph. Designated driver recommended.

Made famous by the 20 minute trip from Mandeville to New Orleans.

" Hey, we're leaving Mandeville, grab the six pack, we've got 20 minutes... CAUSEWAY CHALLENGE!"

by Bada Bingz and T Rizz February 24, 2009

Red bull without a cause

The act of drinking Red Bull when you are already wide awake, simply because you like the taste.

Jeremy: "John had a Red Bull with lunch today. Didn't even put any vodka in it."

Jim: "Really? - A Red Bull without a cause?"

by Suburban Pricktionary June 5, 2013

cause im cool like that

whenever you do something dumb on accident and everybody asks why you did that just say "cause im cool like that"

txt message abbreviation: ciclt

"Sir, why did you slap the governor in the face?"
Answer:cause im cool like that
Response: Wow you are the coolest kid

by davidbrownfromsd January 14, 2009

Santa Claus

Santa Claus is a creepy stalker who tries to make up for it by giving you gifts. He "sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake, knows if you've been good or bad". See? Stalker. Not only that, but he knows where you live, your name, who you have a crush on, and everything else about you. Also rather stalkerish. Plus, he's a fatty. He must be what, 500 pounds? How does he fit through the chimney? And if you don't HAVE a chimney? He's also a greedy thief, as he steals your milk and cookies if you leave them. D: Another thing would be his signature laugh, "Ho ho ho!", which is hardly nice if you get what I'm saying. D: The bottom line: Santa Claus is a greedy thief, creepy, and a stalker.

This freaky boy is stalking me! He's such a Santa Claus!

by Breanna19 December 23, 2008

jean claude van damn

Expression of disbelief or approval, depending upon the circumstance. Used in place of "damn," but for humorous or witty effect, as it plays upon the actor's famous name.

One can further elaborate with "Jean Claude van DAAYAM!"

Guy 1: I just won a hundred bucks from the lottery!

Guy 2, who is a bit clever: Jean Claude van DAMN!

by el materdor December 24, 2008