caitlin riordan

The coolest person alive! If you don’t know and love a Caitlin of the Riordan’s you’re a walking red flag. Ever find yourself lonely, bored, in need of a thoughtful and funny friend - find Caitlin Riordan instead. She’s intelligent, ambitious, and will someday change the world. If you know a Caitlin Riordan let her know how amazing she is the next time you see her, and throw in some chocolates as well.

My best friend Caitlin Riordan was saying —
OMG you’re friends with the coolest person alive! Can you introduce me?

by youknowthat’sright! October 10, 2022

Caitlin

The sexiest mf you will ever see. With her eyes that are absolutely gorgeous and her long dark locks of hair. Her pearly white smile makes you act up frfr. Watch out Caitlin’s are hard to get.

Did you see that sexy girl at the gas station?
Yea she’s definitely a Caitlin because now I’m hard

by Fortnitegirl20207 December 4, 2022

Citizenship Shawty

That American girl you met online that you're using to obtain a Visa

Person A: You're really e-dating that girl you met on Roblox?
Person B: No she's just my citizenship shawty.

by Brudda Bill January 17, 2023

Caitlin

The smartest kid you will ever come across. They have the decency to be sleep deprived, addicted to coffee, and have the most idiotic boyfriend who is more closely related to a buffoon than an actual human.

Amy: Hey google, How tf do I do this math question

Caitlin: Stop. Calling. Me. Google.

Amy: Nope

*Pop the p*

by moooony February 13, 2023

citizenshit

A citizenship which is as good as nothing. Have almost no value abroad and have a passport of which carries very wrong reputation. Immigration around the world hates you.

I have an Indian citizenshit thats why I am grilled by immigration so often

by agckronym June 26, 2023

The Cieling!

Kurama shouts it when he gets excited. Especially when he sees a cieling.

Kuwabara: " Want to touch my Kitten, Kurama?"
Kurama "The Cieling!"

by EternalBlueSyaoran June 10, 2011

Mr Citizen

A taunt used to try and goad a sensible dude into an act of crass stupidity by suggesting his attitude is dull and straightlaced. Usually repeated ad nauseam in a high pitched shriek to try and wear the victim down.

Idiotic Dude: I've pissed in this glass, drunk it, then hurled back into the same glass. Down that!
Normal person: Fuck off
Idiotic Dude: Citizen! Mr Citizen! Won't drink my piss-chunder? What are you? Get it down you! Mr Citizen! Come on Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen!

Idiot: I know what woulod round the evening off perfectly. Let's break into the Zoo and fuck us a couple of baboons!
Idiot's friend: Don't be ridiculous, you'll get AIDS
Idiot: Citizen! Mr Citizen! Won't fuck a monkey coz he's scared of getting caught! Mr Citizen! Thinks he's going to get AIDS Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!

by The_Trill_LV October 12, 2013