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That boi ran as fast as he could when he saw that he had children.
by Your dads 3rd teacher February 1, 2019
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Children buying guide

Sure, I'd be happy to explain how to buy chicken from a store as a teacher!

1. Determine what type of chicken you need: Before heading to the store, decide what type of chicken you want to buy. Do you need a whole chicken, chicken breasts, chicken legs, or another type of chicken product? This will help you navigate the store more efficiently.

2. Choose a reputable store: Look for a store that sells high-quality chicken products. A good quality store will have fresh chicken that is properly stored and displayed.

3. Examine the chicken: When you find the chicken you want to buy, examine it closely. Check the expiration date to ensure it is still fresh. Look for any signs of discoloration, such as brown spots or an off odor, which are indications of spoilage. Also, examine the packaging to ensure that it is properly sealed and has not been damaged.

4. Choose the right amount: Decide how much chicken you need. If you are buying a whole chicken, consider the size and weight of the bird. If you are buying individual chicken parts, think about how many people you will be serving and how much each person will eat.

5. Consider the price: Look at the price of the chicken to make sure it is within your budget. You may want to compare prices between different stores to find the best deal.
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The Children of Chaos

The Children of Chaos is an awesome band.
by cocisawesome June 10, 2011
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children

Children the one thing everyone hates and the one thing i hopefully will never have
max: hey see those dumb children over their
james: isnt that the orphanage?
by koroteki69 November 23, 2021
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four or more children

A psychological experiment to test your ethics, empathy, sleep deprivation, and ability to bounce back and forth.
having four or more children be like:

Kid one: Can i have gametime?
Kid two: I'm hungry...
kid three: I'm tired
Kid four: I'm hungry
Parents: ...... WHY US.......
by DEADMAN#! October 8, 2020
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SWATing Children

Yelling out in class that another student is making "gun signs" with his hands or other objects to get the victim student kicked out of school temporarily and sent to juvenile detention while being investigated by authorities. School policies having zero tolerance and the victim has no recourse for being the victim of a "SWATing Children" attack. This is a bullying technique that became popular in schools in late 2013.

This is similar to SWATing except that the victimized child usually does not have to face a SWAT team with guns drawn.
On April 3rd, 2014 in Vernon, New Jersey a 13 year old boy Ethan Chaplin was suspended from school for twirling a pencil - another student said he was making "gun motions send him to juvie". This prompted the school to suspend Ethan and require a psych eval just to return. The student that "SWATing Children"'d Ethan did this as retaliation.

Google "He's making gun motions, send him to juvie." to find this story on the web.
by Dr. Cook May 19, 2014
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the children

Guy: "The children...they're all dead...what kind of monster would do this?!"
Random cow that just appeared from nowhere: "skateboards."
by 7568ino November 23, 2023
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