The Good Chair

When the best easy chair is the only easy chair in the house.

“Welcome,” Panda told Reen, whose watch cap was frosted over with sleet. “Take The Good Chair.” It was mama’s, and lumpy, but had a 'seasonal view' of the Palisades. And mama was out at the live chicken mart.

“I call it!” says Tiger Cub, jumping up and down and further soiling the upholstery with her muddy Vans.

“Get down this minute,” thunders NancyLee. “Grandmaw wouldn’t want you all up in The Good Chair, would she! Now, or you’re gonna get a whupping!”

by Hifalutin! February 18, 2022

wicker chair

Wicker Chair-Commonly used Visalian slang for something extraordinarily cool.

"Holy shit, that's so Wicker Chair" said Mary as Janice told her about her cow-tipping extravaganza.

by Gene Kelly October 10, 2006

map chair

When you leave a coutry shaped wet patch on your chair

I accidentally got map chair on my seat

by Loply September 30, 2017

calling a chair

The reserving/holding of a chair for the time limit called
-originated in smith's point camp grounds NY

1)you must be sitting in the chair when you call it
2)you must be back down by the time limit called or its void
3)you cant sit anywhere else after you call 20 minutes or the chair you called it on is free

*The largest quantity of time allowed to be called is twenty minutes but you can call anything under that as well

Bobby:I'm hungry, im gonna go get something to eat quick, 20 mins

Tim:Yes i can finally sit down

Bobby: You can sit down until i come back but i called 20 mins

Tim:Ohh yeahh thats right, the 20 mins rule, i didnt hear you calling a chair, im sorry

by 20minsrulee June 13, 2009

chair job

4 or more people use the legs of chair to sodomize themselves.

Those chicks are aching for a chair job!

by Dbag Express October 20, 2010

a fuckin chair

When you are not a chair but a fucking chair

Person 1: You chair
Person 2: Im not a chair
Person 1: Your right your a fuckin chair

by wowicreatedaword March 13, 2020

chair crunk

to do crunk dancing in a chair. works best in rocking &/or pivoting chairs eg. office chairs

wow that girl can chair crunk

by originalnoodlegirl July 3, 2011