The Angry Carpenter

The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains

Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.

by The Comic November 5, 2012

popping two Casper's

It is when you wank off a dead body.

Jack is popping two Casper's in the mortuary.

by MnrBeer April 11, 2021

Saar x Casper

Just the whole truth. If you find 2 people named Saar en Casper there destined to be together forever although usually they'l start out hostile but give it 3 years and theyre ,arried. No matter what age

Yo her name is Saar and his is Casper. its the way god wanted it Saar x Casper

by Lev_is_gay March 21, 2022

The shaky carpenter

A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.

I gave my girl the shaky carpenter last night.

by WDAsplin December 20, 2022

Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party

You’re sick, or afflicted by an illness.

X: “You’re sick if you enjoy this!”

Y: “Well, call me a Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party!”

by CarpenterTea August 19, 2025

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by xdr5t3evq3q November 5, 2023