Canadian Apology Vortex

(n.) Apologizing for how often you apologize. Also known as an "apology vortex" but associated with Canadians due to the sterotype of saying "sorry" for basically everything.

Corinne: "I'm sorry I say 'sorry' so much!"

Matt: "You are sorry for being sorry? You must be Canadian...This is clearly a Canadian Apology Vortex."

Canadian Apology Vortex by SwampBullySparkles April 1, 2014

canadian sweet tooth 

A Canadian sweet tooth is a blow job with the male private area covered in maple syrup

Oh wanna try a Canadian sweet tooth

canadian sweet tooth by cannierstew January 10, 2016

canadian snow job 

The act of giving a blow job while having a mouthful of mash potato's. May also be a cure for a headache. More research is needed.

She lost her headache while giving a Canadian Snow Job.

canadian snow job by Darwin Ism November 30, 2016

Canadian Gaggle

You lay a girl down in the middle of the floor naked in spread eagle position. A group of men form v formation and proceed to take a running start diving over her and shitting on her in mid-air. For full effect everyone make a honking sound.

Me and my buddies pulled a Canadian Gaggle on your mom last night.

Canadian Gaggle by The Dirty Gardner December 1, 2016

canadian friend 

A Canadian Friend is someone that looks after you and is concerned about your well being- unlike an American friend, who makes fun of you

Person 1: My friend is such a Canadian friend to me.
Person 2: Lucky! I wish I had a Canadian friend. All I have are American friends!

canadian friend by CoolCookey May 16, 2018

Canadian freeze 

when a very lonely girl freezes a water bottle solid and cuts the ice cube out. then, using the cube as a dildoshe begins to masturbate with it. as she gets into it, her vaginal juices freeze and the ice dildo is frozen in her snatch, resulting in either a hot shower or in worst cases a very embarrassing trip to the doctor.

person a: Dude! u hear about the girl that gave herself a Canadian freeze!?

person b: ya!! i hear she was doing it on camera to send to her boyfriend!

Person b: damn, if i was the guy id get the hell out of that crazies life

Canadian freeze by rufcamat February 18, 2010

Canadian Silly String

The act of ejaculating seamen while bouncing up and down on a trampoline.

Danny thought it would be funny to jump up on the trampoline and shower the crowd with canadian silly string.

Canadian Silly String by xvaluedrivenx July 13, 2010