The leftover residue after the poop you forgot to wipe at the top part of your butt crack and sweat mix throughout a 10-hour shift.
Derrick couldn't bare another breath while Michelle intoxicated the elevator with her butt jam fumes, and got off several floors too early.
by Mickey Terf October 04, 2019
The act of blowing out matter from one's rectum onto the walls of the porcelain bowl. Butt Spackle, as a consequence, if a tough clean up. Multiple flushings fails to dislodge said material.
Johnny Shatt, a legend in the Greater Lossss Angeleeeeez area for his restroom antics, Butt Spackled the bowl with partially metabolized butt paste! The said poo reminded him of the fine paintings of post modern art masters of the past. Proudly, Johnny Shatt took not too few a picture with his crusty, but functioning Motorola.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
-noun
Ownership; sexually suggestive right in claiming and controlling the actions and behavior of another human being, however rarely results in sexual activity.
Once a person's butt keeps has been taken (through generally accepted public opinion or by force), the butt keeps rights cannot be redistributed until the owner forfeits his/her position as the Butt Keeper.
Ownership; sexually suggestive right in claiming and controlling the actions and behavior of another human being, however rarely results in sexual activity.
Once a person's butt keeps has been taken (through generally accepted public opinion or by force), the butt keeps rights cannot be redistributed until the owner forfeits his/her position as the Butt Keeper.
Ryan: I think I'll eat a sandwich today
Shannon: No you won't.
Ryan: Please! Why can't I?!
Shannon: Butt Keeps, Ryan... Butt Keeps...
Keith: Ryan, you shouldn't have let her take 'em when she did!
Casey: He wanted her to.
Shannon: No you won't.
Ryan: Please! Why can't I?!
Shannon: Butt Keeps, Ryan... Butt Keeps...
Keith: Ryan, you shouldn't have let her take 'em when she did!
Casey: He wanted her to.
by Shanahan894 December 05, 2009
by ghostfeller January 02, 2008
by it's lindsey bitch. February 12, 2009
used in internet chat rooms, mmo's etc for when a user loses connection, the butt glue is passed on as a sign of goodwill that the disconnects stop.
Mary is disconnected, then returns
Jim : tosses the butt glue to Mary
Mary: thx Jim I sure hope that butt glue sticks lol
Jim : tosses the butt glue to Mary
Mary: thx Jim I sure hope that butt glue sticks lol
by Perthy April 28, 2016
When you've been spurned by a chick, but then she wants to randomly hook back up with you. And you have no intention of getting back together with her, so you get her in the 5-hole because you never got to shank her in the stank while you were dating.
by Elk Snot1 June 22, 2017