Butt Keeps

-noun
Ownership; sexually suggestive right in claiming and controlling the actions and behavior of another human being, however rarely results in sexual activity.

Once a person's butt keeps has been taken (through generally accepted public opinion or by force), the butt keeps rights cannot be redistributed until the owner forfeits his/her position as the Butt Keeper.

Ryan: I think I'll eat a sandwich today
Shannon: No you won't.
Ryan: Please! Why can't I?!
Shannon: Butt Keeps, Ryan... Butt Keeps...

Keith: Ryan, you shouldn't have let her take 'em when she did!
Casey: He wanted her to.

by Shanahan894 December 5, 2009

Butt Yard

Measurement defined by more than 180 degree turn of the head while looking at a chicks arse. Often resulting in neck strain.

Oh my god! Rachael, your butt yard has totally fucked my neck!!

by Mutants June 24, 2011

butt lemmings

The balls of lint that collect in the crack of one's ass.

When he bent over to pick up his putt, I could see the butt lemmings on him.

by Kärsö Literary Society December 27, 2010

butt buffet

This occurs when there are a large amount of gay guys in one particular area.

"Have you ever been in a Hollister store? That place is a total butt buffet"

by it's lindsey bitch. February 12, 2009

Ear Butt

This is the smell substances that grows around your ear piercing. It is know to be chronic bacterial infection. Thus the ear produces an ass like odour.

Oh please darling I rather you not lick my ear tonight it smells like ear butt.

by Nowheredotcom September 28, 2013

Butt Chustle

To assault or harass someone's anus in a playful manner.

I am TOTALLY going to chustle your butt, Colin.

I love to Butt Chustle

by Lissandra May 4, 2013

Butt Mayo

When you bust in her butt and pull it out just in time to dick knife some of that hot mayo in her crack sandwich.

Tim: "Yo John, why's your girl walkin' so weird?"

John: "Glued her together with some of that butt mayo."

by Tummystickers May 30, 2019