bumpers

Slang: A person, usually male, who is 'special', particularly clumsy while multi-tasking (ie talking and walking down stairs). Would benefit with the addition of protective padding, hence the name 'Bumpers'.

Watch your drinks, here comes Bumpers

by Smellyjelly April 21, 2011

Bummer Butt

People on the beach who when you see from behind can ruin your day because there swimsuits and butts are the wrong size for each other.

I was having a good time relaxing at the beach until I saw a bummer butt and had to go home.

by Bullshitzer June 11, 2010

bummered

An adjective used to describe a feeling of depression or extreme sadness. Not to be confused with the feeling of being "bummed". To be "bummered" is a stronger feeling than being "bummed".

Brittani was bummered because school was starting so soon and she hadn't had a chance to hang out with her friends at all during the summer.

by Petras Cordnava August 9, 2010

bumper snootch

a woman that eats crap loads of mexican food, including tacos

man look at that daaaaaaaamn bumper snootch

by irsishunicorns December 12, 2010

bumberchute

The anal cavity in its entirety

This sloot I know, Britney, loves taking it up the bumberchute when it's her time of the month. She can't go a day without some form of penetration.

by Bt101 November 28, 2015

Bumper harvest

Another way to say "bountiful harvest"

"this years harvest is double of the years before!"
"What a Bumper harvest we got here!"

by Guacamole_cuprisun October 12, 2019

fizzy bumper

someone you'd only get with once

that chick was hot but just a fizzy bumper

by kahchingy February 1, 2008