Bless The Mic

A euphemism used to describe falletio (sp).

Guy: Why don't you hook me up and bless the mic?
Girl: Sure (slurp, slurp)

by Moses Djoser October 3, 2011

Blessing the bottle

Blessing the bottle- a prayer for safe passage home. The head of the bottle is tapped first to represent oral sex before any other actions are done beyond with a woman. Other area's of the bottle maybe tapped during the blessing it does represent a woman's body.

We must all make it home bless the bottle.

The blessing of the bottle is serious and should not be taken lightly.

Blessing the bottle- to safe guard that no one has tampered with the alcoholic beverage all those who tap the head of the bottle to start are witnesses of this truth. You may hear someone say "head first" .

by OOOh You should of known November 25, 2022

Blessing

Males: your fucking dick us a blessing so savour it. Cherish it. Love it. Never forget it.

#1: whats your bigest blessing
#2: my dick

by Theangryhat June 22, 2020

good morning god bless

When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe

Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while

Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless

by Bullybilly30 May 23, 2018

God bless Jessy James

A saying that some people have that are rebels against society like biker gangs, heavy metal bands etc.

Jess James was an old west outlaw that robbed hundreds of trains and banks.

Man 1: Lets drink ti Jessy James.
Man 2:Yeah,God bless Jessy James.

by The Fury 13 December 9, 2010

bless

To bless someone
To hit them or 'spark' them

'I'll bless you if you dont gimme your phone bled innit'

by C U Nit December 22, 2005

Blessing in Disguise

While engaging in oral sex, the dude unexpectingly lifts his hips and shits all over the girls face, but to her surprise it tastes really good.

“I got my face decimated by poop last night, but it was a blessing in disguise. I don’t even mind the severe pink eye!”

by Vladimir Jewtin August 26, 2021