Dancing Blanket

The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.

I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.

by Goosey Goose October 17, 2023

huck the blankets

stealing the blankets from your partner

"OH no, you've hucked my blankets~!"
"FUCK YOU BLANKET HUCKER!"
"Don't huck the blankets"

by blanket hucker February 13, 2010

im under a blanket

When somebody is horny and wants you to fuck them

Hey baby im under a blanket come over ;)

by UrbanMan124 June 17, 2015

pig in a blanket

Ones outer skin that foulds over the tip of the dick.

Old people have pig in a blanket.

by dickbutt4232 September 19, 2015

Smashed the Blanket

Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.

Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None

by Glazier_Status September 28, 2015

Siberian snow blanket

Used as an adjective or noun. Known as a Three River distilled cocktail or legitimate sex move when a female "throws you on topaher with immediate thrusts and force"

Merv made my lady a Siberian snow blanket and later that night she made me a Siberian snow blanket

by Jmoney63 October 9, 2017

Pig in a blanket

When someone wraps themselves in a blanket and fills it with farts.

I feel like Gavin is huffing his farts right now. He’s doing the pig in a blanket.

by CheesyToes36 July 14, 2020