Pasty Bike

A bicycle used for (but not exclusively) the collection of pasties and pies either for an individual but often a conglomerate of friends or colleagues.

A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.

1)"Bloody hell Geoffrey its 10:05 the boys are ravenous. Wheres the grub at?"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"

2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"

"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"

Pasty Bike by batmanghelidjh May 30, 2019

Brazilian Bike Ride 

A act of the most horrifying sort. The bike rider is placed anus first upon a seatless bike's seat post until it is fully inside them. They are then pushed down a very steep (and preferably Rocky) hill.

Bimmy: Dude Jimmy's in the hospital!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!

Brazilian Bike Ride by UNCLEbrotherCousin January 20, 2020

Dad bike 

Full dresser Harley Davidson or a big touring bike with fairing.

Given up on life and moved onto a dad bike.

Dad bike by BillVonHoss April 18, 2020

Sexy Bike Chica 

(AKA sbc)A womxn riding a bike. Presence of bike brings out and highlights the already present sexiness of SBC. Hella woke.

Person 1: Hey did you see that sexy bike chica at the protest?
Person 2:The one with the “Fuck I.C.E.” glasses standing in front of us when Angela Davis was speaking?

Person 1: Thass the one.

Person 2: Yessss, hella sbc vibez.

Sexy Bike Chica by maxmopizza June 20, 2020

Blanchester bike shop 

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex

I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop

Blanchester bike shop by Race ready cycle September 15, 2020

quantum bike phenomenon

When someone is on a bicycle he doesn't have to follow the laws of traffic, until he gets into an accident. From the second before the collision until the second after he becomes a vehicle and suddenly all laws of traffic apply to him. This phenomenon is up until the time of writing only been observed when the cyclist isn't breaking any laws as a vehicle.

person in car: "Hey dude why did you drive so recklessly?"
person on bike: "It's okay because I wasn't a vehicle until you hit me, so you are the bad driver."
person in car: "Ah I see, the quantum bike phenomenon. I was clearly wrong here, sorry for the inconvenience."

quantum bike phenomenon by ThatGreenGuy8 November 14, 2020

Flying bike simulator 2021 

Mike: Hey look its a flying bike
Jack: OH GOD THERES MISSILES WATCH OUT

Jack and mike:
FRICKIN DIES

If you see a flying bike hide immediately. Hide to the nearest hiding spot you can find. Stay in your homes. Do not walk outside, If you do, try to stay indoors much more than you do go outside.

Flying bike simulator 2021

Flying bike simulator 2021 by Twitteruserscant_takeajoke November 1, 2021