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Banter Squad

is a group of people who going around having banter together. Its basically a group of friends going out having a laugh and your only allowed in the banter squad if the head of the banter squad says that you have good banter
bob: you have so much banter want to join my banter squad
fred: what is a banter squad
bob: just a group of friends that go out and have a laugh together
by lewis stanmore June 11, 2014
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Banter Tampon

An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.
Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"

Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"
by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009
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Bender

An event so evil and reckless it is spoken about for years to follow. occuring without notice or planning, arising from the spontaneous combination of just the right people.
Days on end of booze, drugs, cigs, and balls-to-the wall partying. includes no conception of time or place, all usual sleeping schedules are abolished:sleep when and where you want, but upon waking one must resume consumption of alcohol--red-neck mimosa's are a staple--zero consumption of non-alcoholic beverages is allowed. Frequent and sporadic dance parties, lack of clothing, drinking from the Measuring Cup, and fridges full of nothing but beer are common phenomena.

The taking of local boozing establishment by storm, already intoxicated from days on end of partying, is also commonplace.

operating vehicles off-road under the influence of controlled and uncontrolled substances may also play a role.
by LP0 February 21, 2010
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bantertrocious

When various parties are exchanging witty banter and somebody says something, seemingly clever - when in fact, it's stupid - to the point of almost atrocious. yo
'Obama is pretty pimp..

yea he is.. he's like a black guy - but smart'

oops.. I think someone f'd up..

yea, that sh@t was bantertrocious..

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by Ishan Bodi October 14, 2009
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Beaters Block

When a hip hop/beat producer has run out of creative ideas. This is called "Beaters Block" similar to "Writers Block."
"I've been working on this beat all day, but I can't get it right...I must have Beaters Block."
by Don of Dong September 5, 2011
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banterlosis

A condition acquired by someone who has been overwhelmed by the banter.
Geoff: What's up with Steve?
Alan: I think he's got banterlosis
Geoff: How come?
Alan: He must have been overwhelmed by the bantics
by paedo10 November 13, 2011
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Bantercheque

A bantercheque is one persons recognition of anothers sucess. It can be anything from something as innocent as buying a DVD you wanted, or sleeping with the girl youve been buttering up for ages!!
"Hey John"

"Yeah?"

"you know that girl with the rusty roof i like?"

"yeah, the one with the damp cellar?"

"yeah, her - i finally boned her last night!"

"bantercheque!"
by bashatonic August 20, 2012
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