Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos

Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.

by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024

barn fire

When you fuck up a rusty lantern and the insides of the glow stick permeate her butthole and you are forced to anally fuck your partner.

"Last night the glow stick broke in Tina's ass and I had to give her the ol' barn fire."

by Owl Sphincter December 27, 2017

trisha barnes

often sporting rainbow hair and a fat belly

Wow Trisha Barnes is such an ugly piece of shit.

by CP59 March 3, 2019

Barn Activity

The act of rolling in the hay (aka sex).

Hey babe, we should do some barn activity later tonight! ;-)

by Flaring August 23, 2017

Barn Fire

The act of getting it in the ass by two dicks at once. Like rubbing sticks together to create a spark, this sets your barn on fire.

The last time I drank at practice the guys gave me a wicked Barn Fire!!

by The Abinator March 6, 2023

barn burner

A swim practice that obliterates your body, mind, and soul. It leaves you lifeless.

We had an absolute barn burner today. I went home and took a 12 hour nap!

by largeMan234 February 22, 2022

sam barnes

Sam, a man with a huge wong and pulls all the women with ease.

Wow, id love to be like sam barnes

by magnet of the punani February 3, 2022