A nonsense dialect indigineous to the North Dallas area. Spoken by only by a handful of
people, it closely resembles the unintelligible rants of Bob Subgenious or speaking in tongues (take your
pick). The difference of Bandsaw is that the purpose of the language is to confuse someone enough that they are unable to understand you even though you are using plain English. While mostly English, some bandsaw includes German as well. This is due to Martin W's German bloodlines and chicken
feet.
Often speaking Bandsaw will begin with English
words that do make sense together but, often end with a complete nonsense. Even though the phrase will be nonsense, the goal is to make it sound like it might make sense. The point of a bandsaw statement where it becomes nonsense is often where you begin to mumble the
words to cause confusion. This technique was first created by Mark P. and further enhanced by Martin W., Chris A.,
Chad S., Tony V., and some others who died in the battle of remedial
math. A
long fought war involving the number Twelve.
Bad Example (only works around inebriated participants):
Tree Flip Canned Air Wiffle Ball
Bat Sam from Cheers.
Better Example:
Is that snot on your belsmencshlah or did you remove rock
salt?
* Works great in drive thrus, conversations with teachers, telephone calls, clubs, and castles.
