bala bala

A term for the Swedish past time of gaining a free pass to grab another person's butt regardless of age or sex.

Sees a cute girl/guy walking down the pavement "Bala Bala *grabs butt*"

by Supercrazyguitarmaniac November 20, 2016

ballast

The least attractive female in a group of females. Normally, female friends/aquaintances like to attach ballast to their group to make themselves look better.

Tom: Hey Rob check out that group of hotties over there by the bar.

Rob: Yeah but the one with the huge funbags is so ballast.

Tom: I'd still do her though, wouldn't you?

Rob: In a heartbeat

by Kevin Mooney October 5, 2006

ballard

The dumbest character ever from the Matrix series who, when in danger, likes do do nothing but yell his name in a powerful tone as his defense. He will always find a way to get himself in the worst possible situation.

Person: Oh shit, Ballard is being a dumb ass again trying to block bullets with his face.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.

by Krazy Kyle February 1, 2008

badlands

grundle, taint, derf
space between balls and anus

she told me I had a rash on my badlands. I said where's that? She said its your taint. I said what? she said taint your balls, taint your ass.

by will via Matt Brady April 28, 2004

Ballads

A wide variety of African American verbal games involving ritual insult, competition, innuendo, parody, and other forms of loaded expression.

The Monkey and the Lion
Got to talking one day.
Monkey looked down and said, Lion,
I hear you's king in every way.

by Kimberly Vaught July 8, 2004

Far Ballar La Vecchia

"Far Ballar La Vecchia" is a typical italian trash song originally played by italian artist Doctor Clapis. It is a clear invitation not to neglect the elderly relatives, reminding young people the value of the company of their grandparents and uncles, especially in the summer (do not forget them in homes but bring them to dance!). The song is connected with a particular dancing move which consists in shaking your hand back and forth like an egyptian, but faster.

"Portami all'ospizio, la città del vizio!"

"Cos'è questa musica mi spieghi" "è una musica che si balla così (he then shakes his hand back and forth)"

"A Far Ballar La Vecchia!!!!"

by TrashFan93 August 21, 2012

Logan Ballard

Sexiest Man to live on this Earth. He gets all the ladies, his cock is said to be 20 inches and it attracts women to it.

He's better than me at everything, we should call him The Logan Ballard.

by DyooLover69 September 21, 2018