1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America

Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it

by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023

How much inches

How much inches u got in penis size

How much inches u got bud

Bout 3

Dang that’s small

by Alex is hot February 9, 2022

Rock Ya Inches

Common phrase for women to say to men to insinuate sexual intercourse, implying she will ride him aggressively.

Woman: “Wyd? I want to rock ya inches tonight.

Man: “Surfs up 🤙”

by CrispyRick42 February 20, 2021

juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.

He's Juan inch long.

by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

One Inch Punch

The amazing action of someone with a one incher shoving their penis in a tight pussy very fast

My boyfriend gave me the best One Inch Punch Ever!!!

by NudeLadySexyBeast January 21, 2018

4-inches

A man with their dong being this long is most likely a 11-12 year old kid who always talks about weird shit like how "their penis is massive" and they always talk about how they can "cum" as if its something reall cool, in reality they shoot more blanks than a man with a Vasectomy.

"yeah my penis is like 10-inches long dude" (their dick is 4-inches) "i can cum" "i once nutted so far that it hit my window that was 10-metres away from me" "you know that feeling of nutting ay"

by TheExplainerOfEVERYTHING July 23, 2023

3 inch

When a man says he’s 3 inches he’s actually huge

Damn that is not 3 inches

by Get bitches March 11, 2022