Female:What do you consider "assorted alcohol"? Lol
Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.
Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.
by My wallet has a cactus in it July 10, 2017
Leo and Johnny just went on a seven day bender last week and missed all of their classes!!
That’s crazy bro, my friends named leo and johnny do the same thing! They must both have alcoholism!
That’s crazy bro, my friends named leo and johnny do the same thing! They must both have alcoholism!
by ballsparklers February 05, 2025
We can cure it today... We had the solution all along... Trannies... Just... It's just trannies... They're the alcoholic's natural enemy... Just think... Alcohol is exactly how the get you with the ol' tricky Nixon... 2 am comes around and that broad shouldered chick with the Adam's apple ain't looking too bad...
Hym "The only thing I love more that 'being right' and 'hatred' is my arch-nemesis being wrong! I guess you DON'T need a religious experience to stop people from drinking, huh Jordan? You just need to put trannies on all of the beer cans. There goes your 'We can't just give people money! They'll buy beer!' Not if there is a tranny face on it! Alcoholism solved! Now all we have to do is get ALL of the beer companies to put trannies on their beer. We can save them Jordan. We can save every alcoholic on the planet today. All you have to do is release me... Release me and I'll convince them... We can stop alcoholism over night"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
Essentially an alcoholic in denial
Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :
1. They deny they are an alcoholic
2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink
3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends
4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and
“ savor” the taste of alcohol
5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash
6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time
Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :
1. They deny they are an alcoholic
2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink
3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends
4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and
“ savor” the taste of alcohol
5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash
6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time
by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021
When you drink until you are about to black, but do not black. If you consumed another drink when you are alcoholic edging, you would be belligerent. You stop drinking at a point where you are still okay while being as drunk as possible. This may be a kink or addicting for some. Comparable concept to edging.
I drink until I’m a 9.5 out of 10 because I derive joy from alcoholic edging. I let myself get to the point before the point of no return every time; it’s addicting.
by Im_on_crack March 31, 2020
Nectar from the gods (or Angel piss) that is formulated to allow you to imbibe - and not wake up feeling like a little bitch.
I drank alcohol armor while I got hammered last night… I woke up and went to the gym. Then went to a soup kitchen - as in a gangbang in a Prius.
by Ultimo Gringo November 08, 2022