vincent adultman

A kid, or teenager who tries to act mature and sophisticated to pander to the older population

Can also be applied to a high school freshman who tries to roll with the seniors, while making an idiot out of himself in the process

Have you seen that guy's kid? He's in middle school and talking about marriage and shit. Classic Vincent Adultman right there.

vincent adultman by HallelujahMoney February 22, 2017

Theater adults 

Theater kids but with more drugs. They’re easily spotted using the following criteria:
- they often suffer from main character syndrome

- they are well over the age of 18
- They’re that one group of loud white people at every bar
- They’re very passionate about issues

Person: “thank you for picking me up very quickly, I just needed to get outta that situation.”

Uber: “you’re welcome. Was it a dangerous situation? Do I need to report anything?”

Person: “no, there was just a lot of theater adults there and they sucked the energy outta my mind and body.”

Uber: “oh no I’m so sorry.”

Theater adults by Sacredfart February 19, 2023

abdultawab 

Abdultawab is a rare gem. Someone you should never lose. You may be fortunate to meet or know one Abdultawab throughout your lifetime. They are sweet, Kind hearted, and Gentle in Nature. They always have big goals and strong Ambitions. You should never lose an Abdultawab, or else you are screwed.

I met an Abdultawab today, that's the best that has happened in my Life.
If I lose Abdultawab, I will be screwed for life.

abdultawab by Good Abdool February 2, 2020

adultish 

the opposite of childish

"Stop being so adultish!" or "You are being SO adultish, please!

adultish by Searl January 16, 2011

adultolescent 

Your young adult roommate/friend who by all rights should be thriving at attempting to make a living in this world, but instead lives in your home and leeches off you constantly. Can't be bothered to find a job, make any money, clean anything or regularly contribute in any meaningful way. Fully expects you to take on the parent role and take care of them because "life is hard" and "its hard to find a job". Doesn't understand bills, cost of food, or responsibility of any kind.

Adultolscent

Leech: I applied for a couple jobs a while ago but haven't heard back yet. Did you buy groceries yet? Are you going to make supper?
Me: You are such an adultolescent. Get a job!

adultolescent by SammieKnowsWhatsUp July 2, 2016

Adultification 

Adultification is when groups of minority children are treated as more mature than lighter skinned children. it stems from a racial bias and negative stereotype of minority groups. This view is usually projected onto young African American girls, people thinking they don't need as much comfort, security, and love as white or lighter skinned children, and that African American girls know more about adult topics, are more mature, and know more about sex.

Adultification is seen heavily in media, African American girls and women being seen as more sassy, mature, aggressive, and/or provocative, this can also be (sadly) applied to other minority groups.

Chloe from Hey Arnold! Is an example of adultification. She uses someone just to get closer to her crush and takes advantage of the person because he has a crush on her. Along with that, she also dresses like she's 15-19. Despite all this, she is only 13 years old.

Adultification by material gworl✨💅 November 30, 2021

Adulting 

When you buy a car that you cant afford.

When you invite the neighbours round and then upset all of them by just being you.

When it seems like a good idea to call in sick because you've 'had a death in the family'

When you're sat by the loo because cleaning up sick from the floor doesnt seem exciting. Plus the cleaner (your mom) ain't coming for 2 weeks.

When everyone looks 28 and that's young.

When you can afford to buy 3 for 100.

When all you wanna do is forget the day before.

Hello Ron,

No, I'm not happy about being at work for 7.15am but you know, I'm adulting.

Oh thanks Phil, yes I have an adult car as I'm adulting.

What's a #? I'm too old to know, but I'm adulting..

Adulting by Dave Did It April 14, 2021