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wrist wrangler

A man, or sometimes a woman, who often doesn't engage, or never has, engaged in sexual intercourse and is in position only to masturbate, therefore only able wrangles their wrist.
Friend: I heard he is real reluctant to have sex

Me: yeah, you would think he's quite the wrist wrangler?

Wristing 

When you spit on your wrist and smell it
Ted: Dude you wanna play some call of duty?

Will: yeah dude just give me like 15 minutes I gotta do some wristing.
Wristing by Plundering Phil September 20, 2023
angry person on game chat: go cut your wrists newb
wrist by xXxEmoGiirliie666xXx November 18, 2023

Wristing 

When you spit on your wrist and smell it. It smells awful but can get you high.
Ted: Can you do some gaming?
Hampton: Maybe in like 15 minutes I gotta do some wristing.
Wristing by Plundering Phil January 22, 2024

wrist test 

A test where in you have a woman place her breasts on your forearm. If the breasts extend/fold over your forearm, she is said to "pass". A gauge for the breast lover.
My ex-girlfriend got way too big, but the sex was good and she had no problem passing the Wrist Test!
wrist test by Chucks Pickle February 19, 2024

Wrist Strap 

The thing on the Wii controller that you strap around your wrist so you don't thundercunt it into the fucking screen.
Kid 1: You wanna play Wii Bowling?
Kid 2: Sure, just make sure you put on the wrist strap.
Wrist Strap by ToofTu March 7, 2024