johnson lid

noun: a condom or device placed between penis and the world.

"yo, let me get a johnson lid, i think i'm getting lucky tonight."

by doug p January 14, 2008

Tommy Johnson

Tommy Johnson is an absolute unit who pulls all of the baddies that reside in Galway, Ireland he has natural talent in pulling baddies and has often been spotted with Barry fennell scheming

Friend one: oh did you see Tommy Johnson last night

Friend two: yeah bro I saw him rizzing up so many girls with Barry

by El daddio December 11, 2022

Jimmy Johnson

Just the whitest name itw. he also eats raw eggs and meat. he wears white clothes only, and he uses black clothes as toilet paper.

person 1: hey how are you
jimmy johnson: hey man, my name is jimmy johnson
person 1: nevermind.

by void_> April 26, 2023

diddle johnson

Likes to play with penis

Dj likes to diddle Johnson

by 216 wp May 17, 2017

SC Johnson

A family company.

Person 1: You seen that SC Johnson Company ad?
Person: Yea, the slogan is so Catchy!

by Real_Gurl June 18, 2019

kayla johnson

the strongest girl i know. went through something very tough yet still has a smile on her face. when she was in tha hospital everybody prayed for her bc everyone is #kaylasstrong💜

who’s kayla johnson ?
oh she’s the strongest girl i know !

by Swall.grilie July 31, 2018

Donuts Johnson

When a person remains without a win during any form of competition over a set period of time (day, week, month etc..). Sports, board games etc.. all included.

If a person gets a win during the set time period they are no longer known as Donuts Johnson.

At the start of the next period of time everyone is equal but once a game has been played anyone who has played a game and is without a win is considered a Donuts Johnson.

Hey Ian you still do not have a win this week you are Donuts Johnson.

by Slither13 June 9, 2011