Gold Panning

Trying to get to know a guy on a deeper level by sifting through his bullshit.

I've been gold panning this whole time, only to find out that this guy is a total dud.

by queenofpixels May 18, 2016

comedy gold

Used to describe an incredibly good joke. Most commonly used for sex jokes, inside jokes, or anything that isn't funny at all.

Guy 1: What's big, white, and hard?
Guy 2: A dinosaur bone?
Guy 1: No! MAH DIHCK!
Guy 2: That was "hilarious"! Comedy gold right there, man!

by just your average lad May 13, 2018

Gold rush

To take a large poop in your friends shower then smash it through the shower grate until essentially only the corn is left.

My boy didn’t pay the rent, so I gold rushed the place.

by Thedarkcity April 16, 2019

Gold Digger

Chris- A half man, half sponge that mooches.

Yo, that gold digger dug and dug till he found her loot.

by frontman July 15, 2010

argos gold

See Argos cash, but where leprechauns/the Irish are involved.

"McKay, your leprechauns have got you a lot of Argos Gold."

by GoddersUK August 15, 2007

Gumby Gold

out of control gold, because gumby is out of control

dude is fucking made of gum come on how in control could he be

yo im gumby ballin with my ice and my gumby gold ya heard meh yea ytcracker is the greatest rapper

by ytcracker March 16, 2005

Gold Digging

The desperate act of digging down into the sofa cushions to find Golden Crisp when faced with an empty box.

In my extreme state of despair upon opening the Golden Crisp box only to find it completely void of delicious cereal, I had no choice but to resort to Gold Digging.

by Sugar_Bear's_Anus November 27, 2013